– Never purchase a “new” brand of beer because “it was on sale”. – If we are in the lawn and the TV in the lodge is on, that doesn’t mean we are not watching it. – Don’t tell anybody we can’t afford a new
A severely injured and hence terrified man calls 911 for help. Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance! Operator (In a relaxed tone): Okay, sir, you are an ambulance! Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?