Journalist: How do you determine whether a patient needs to be admitted to mental hospital or not? Doctor: Well, we give the patient a bathtub completely filled with water, along with a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket. And ask him to empty the bathtub.
Doctor (To patient): You are very sick. Patient (To doctor); Can I get a second opinion? Doctor (To patient): Yes, you are very ugly too. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Science teacher (explaining to class): Oxygen is must to sustain life. It was discovered in 1773. Dumb student: Thank god, I was born after 1773, else I would have died without it. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this