Yesterday my mixer stopped working, so i went to my neighbour to borrow theirs. They asked me to use the mixer in their house only, so i did. Today, my neighbor came to borrow my broomstick, so I asked them to use it in my
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That is the ugliest baby that I’ve seen at any point in my life. Ugh!” The lady goes to the back of the bus and takes a seat, raging. She says to
Boy: I think you look too pretty. Girl: Thanks Boy: I wish there was something between us. Girl: Me too. Boy: Really? Like what? Girl: A wall. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Surfin’ the Net So I believe I’m free the boss is no where to be found I logon to the web and begin to surf and afterward my hair remains strong with dread the strides descending the lobby are reviving in pace there is no