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Daily Archives: June 19, 2018

Panda At The Restaurant

A panda walks into a restaurant, takes a seat and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The supervisor yells, “Hello! Where are you going? You simply shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your

Football Teams In the Middle of Desert

Three football groups (Arsnel, Liverpool, and Hartsfield) are flying from England over Egypt for a match in the Middle East. Their plane crashes in the desert, however they survive. Following few days of meandering, they are extremely hungry so when they came across a camel,

Am I Drunk

The drunken wino was stumbling down the road with one foot on the curb and the other in the gutter. A cop pulled up and stated, “I must take you in, sir. You’re clearly drunk”. The wasted wino asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m