A Polish man moved to USA and marrried an American lady. Although his English was not that good, they got along pretty well. One day he went to the lawyer and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said getting
Yesterday my mixer stopped, so I went to my neighbor to borrow theirs. They asked me to use the mixer in their house only. So I did. This morning, my neighbor came to borrow my broomstick, so I asked them to use it in my
Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Patient (To Person): Doctor, I think I need glasses. Person (To Patient): You certainly do, this is a bank not hospital. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
To give you an idea of the sort of season we’ve had, the guy who took care of our side of the scoreboard was sick and absent for three weeks and nobody noticed. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate