A thief put a man at gunpoint and said, “Give me your money.” The man, shocked by the sudden attack, said, “You can’t do this, I’m a congressman!” The thief replied, “In that case, give me MY money!” Please follow and like us: Please rate
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. Shoplifter (To the manager): Listen, I know you don’t want any trouble either. What if I just buy this watch and we forget about this? Manager agreed and told him
Guy (To birthday guy): Hey, happy birthday. Birthday Guy: Thanks. Guy (To birthday guy): So what did you get on your birthday? Birthday Guy: I got older. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were in a small private plane, when suddenly an emergency was declared as the plane’s engine developed some problem. inspite of the best efforts from the pilot, the plane started going down. Finally the pilot