Patient(to doctor): I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse day by day. What can I do? Doctor(to patient): Yes, this is a well known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I would also like to remind you about the 800 USD
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Man: That’s the skeleton of an old king. Tourist: And who’s the smaller skeleton next to it? Man: That’s the skeleton of the same king when he was a child. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would
A panda walks into a restaurant, takes a seat and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The supervisor yells, “Hello! Where are you going? You simply shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your
Three football groups (Arsnel, Liverpool, and Hartsfield) are flying from England over Egypt for a match in the Middle East. Their plane crashes in the desert, however they survive. Following few days of meandering, they are extremely hungry so when they came across a camel,
The drunken wino was stumbling down the road with one foot on the curb and the other in the gutter. A cop pulled up and stated, “I must take you in, sir. You’re clearly drunk”. The wasted wino asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m
Yesterday my mixer stopped working, so i went to my neighbour to borrow theirs. They asked me to use the mixer in their house only, so i did. Today, my neighbor came to borrow my broomstick, so I asked them to use it in my
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That is the ugliest baby that I’ve seen at any point in my life. Ugh!” The lady goes to the back of the bus and takes a seat, raging. She says to
Boy: I think you look too pretty. Girl: Thanks Boy: I wish there was something between us. Girl: Me too. Boy: Really? Like what? Girl: A wall. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Surfin’ the Net So I believe I’m free the boss is no where to be found I logon to the web and begin to surf and afterward my hair remains strong with dread the strides descending the lobby are reviving in pace there is no
A lawyer is standing in a long queue in the cinematic world. All of a sudden, he feels a couple of hands plying his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around and says: “What the heck do you believe you’re doing?” Chiropractor says: “I’m
Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is India Gate? Pappu: Sir, India Gate is a fine quality basmati rice. Teacher: And what is Charminar? Pappu: Sir, Charminar is an exceptionally well known cigarette which is easily available and affordable in India. Teacher: What is Taj Mahal?
Sam: Dad, what is the difference between Confident and Confidential? Dad: The difference is quite simple. You are my son, I am confident on that. Your best friend “Peter” is also my son, that’s confidential. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would
A newly married husband saved his wife’s number on his mobile with the name “My life”. After one year, the name changed to “My wife”. After two years, the name changed to “My home”. After five years, the name changed to “Hitler”. After ten years,
A married couple was driving pass a bunch of cows. Guy (while pointing towards the cows): Is that your family? Girl: Yeah. Guy: ? Girl: In-laws. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal? Student: Zebra, because it’s still in black and white. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
A man wrote to the bank: “My cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient Funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the bank.” Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Discussion of husband and wife over mobile at night: Wife: Where are you? You sound so nervous. What happened? Husband: I am in my car dear, but the steering wheel, clutch, brake, accelerator all are stolen. What should I do now? Wife: Are you drunk
Two friends fished in a lake everyday using a rented boat. One day they caught 30 fishes. One of them said to his companion, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when they were heading to rent
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field as opposed to circumventing it? I need to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Definitely, please go ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even
Today a man showed up at my home and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
A mother and her daughter stopped by at a pet shop, where a talking parrot was being sold for just $75. As they enquired, why it’s so cheap, the man told them, that although the parrot can talk but since the parrot came from a
Teacher questioning students: Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Student: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Student: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Student: Homework! Please follow and like us: Please rate this
A bus full of ugly people met with an accident and all the people in the bus died. As the people of the bus entered heaven, god provided them with one wish that will be fulfilled. The first person said, “Make me beautiful”, and it
The other day my girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So we went out and had some drinks. He’s a cool guy and wants to become a web developer. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would
Earlier today, a cop knocked at my door. Cop: Is it Mr Smith? Mr Smith: Yes Cop: I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike. Mr. Smith: That’s non-sense. My dog doesn’t have a bike. Please follow and