Monkey Swallows The Pool Ball

A guy enters a bar with his pet monkey. While he’s drinking a drink which he ordered, the monkey runs wild around the bar. The monkey hops up on the pool table and gets hold of a pool ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender is annoyed.

Bartender: Did you see what your monkey just did?

Guy: No. What did that stupid monkey do this time?

Bartender: He just swallowed the pool ball.

Guy: Well I hope it kills him since he’s been driving me insane.

The person finishes his drink and leaves.

After two weeks he returns with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar once again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey discovers a few peanuts on the bar. He holds one in his hand, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is sickened.

Bartender: Did you see what your monkey just did?

Guy: What now?

Bartender: Well, he stuck a peanut up his butt, pulled it out and ate it.

Guy: What else do you expect? Ever since he swallowed that pool ball, he measures everything first before eating.


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