Panda At The Restaurant

A panda walks into a restaurant, takes a seat and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. The supervisor yells, “Hello! Where are you going? You simply shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda replies to the supervisor, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Check it out!”

The supervisor opens his dictionary and sees the definition for panda:

“A tree abiding marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


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