The drunken wino was stumbling down the road with one foot on the curb and the other in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and stated, “I must take you in, sir. You’re clearly drunk”.
The wasted wino asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”.
“Definitely buddy, I’m sure,” said the cop. “Let’s go.”
Obviously relieved, the wino said “That is a relief – I thought I was a handicapped person.”