A man enters a bar, takes a seat, and requests a double martini on the rocks.
After finishing his drink, he peeks inside his shirt’s pocket, and then orders another double martini.
After finishing it, he again peeks inside his shirt’s pocket and orders another double martini.
The bartender says, “Look, mate, I’ll bring you martinis throughout the night, but you gotta tell me why you peek inside your shirt’s pocket before ordering a refill.”
The man answers, “I have the photo of my wife in my pocket, which I am looking at. When she begins to look pretty, I know it’s time to go home.”