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Drinkers Are Practical People 5/5 (1)

A Lady was conducting her anti-drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar oozing liquor vapor and the Lady stated, “Reflect !!! In the event that you touch base at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor… Do

Am I Drunk

The drunken wino was stumbling down the road with one foot on the curb and the other in the gutter. A cop pulled up and stated, “I must take you in, sir. You’re clearly drunk”. The wasted wino asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m

Cop Investigating A Drunk Driver

A cop stops a drunk driver and asks him, “How high are you?” The drunk man replies, “This is wrong English. You should say ‘Hi how are you?’” Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?

Bet Made At The Beer Bar

A man enters a bar, and as he advances toward the counter, he stops and talks with everybody in the bar. As he finishes with each group of individuals, they all got up and moved outside the bar, looking in. Eventually, the bar was left

Drinking Limit In The Pocket

A man enters a bar, takes a seat, and requests a double martini on the rocks. After finishing his drink, he peeks inside his shirt’s pocket, and then orders another double martini. After finishing it, he again peeks inside his shirt’s pocket and orders another