“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist. “I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…” “Thank you,” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?” Please follow and like
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are best friends, I don’t want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like you to know that I have mentioned you in my will.” “That is very kind of you,”
A college physics professor was explaining a somewhat complicated concept to his class, when a pre-medical student interrupted him and the following conversation started: Pre Medical Student: Why do we have to learn this? Professor: To save lives. Professor continued his lecture again, but soon
Patient: Doctor, whereever I touch it hurts. Doctor: What do you mean? Patient: Wherever I touch my shoulders, it really hurts, if i touch my knees, it really hurts, if I touuch my forehead, it realy hurts. Doctor: I know what’s wrong with you. You
Recently I was conversing with my doctor and in the wake of knowing my occupation and employment structure he prompted: You should exercise more. Try not to purchase cold drinks from stalls. Beer and whiskey better to stay away from totally. Drink lots of plain
Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Patient (To Person): Doctor, I think I need glasses. Person (To Patient): You certainly do, this is a bank not hospital. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Patient(to doctor): I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse day by day. What can I do? Doctor(to patient): Yes, this is a well known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I would also like to remind you about the 800 USD
Journalist: How do you determine whether a patient needs to be admitted to mental hospital or not? Doctor: Well, we give the patient a bathtub completely filled with water, along with a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket. And ask him to empty the bathtub.
Doctor (To patient): You are very sick. Patient (To doctor); Can I get a second opinion? Doctor (To patient): Yes, you are very ugly too. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
Dentist: I am sorry to say madam, I might need to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your son’s tooth. Mother: Hundred dollars! But why? We agreed at $20 for this work! Dentist: Agreed, however your son yelled so hard that he scared four patients
Doctor: Please don’t rush. Patient: My son swallowed a razor-blade. Doctor: Try not to panic, I’m coming instantly. Have you done anything while i was on the way? Yea, I shaved with the other electric razor. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How
A girl went to the doctor with her knees all cut up. Doctor: How did you get your knees all cut up? Girl: It’s from making love doggie-style. Doctor: Don’t you know any other position besides doggy style? Girl: Yes I know, but my doggie
A dentist, subsequent to finishing his work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you please give out your loudest, most excruciating screams? Patient: Why doctor? It wasn’t that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many patients in the waiting room, and
A doctor, who was completely tired and exhausted from his whole day work, was sleeping peacefully at home on his bed, when suddenly he was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. It was a mother of a girl on call,
A severely injured and hence terrified man calls 911 for help. Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance! Operator (In a relaxed tone): Okay, sir, you are an ambulance! Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?
A female streetwalker visited her doctor for a normal checkup. Doctor: Any particular issues you would like to tell me about? Patient: Indeed, I have noticed recently that even with the most minute cut, it bleeds for a considerable length of time. Do you believe
Doctor: I’ve got a good news and a bad news. Which one you would like to hear first? Patient: Oh boy.. Let’s hear the bad news first. Doctor: We had to amputate both your legs. Patient (While crying): Oh no! What’s the good news then,
Dentist: I need to extract your aching tooth today, however don’t stress it will take only five minutes. Patient: And how much do I have to pay you? Dentist: It’s $150. Patient: $150 for only a couple of minutes work? Dentist: Well I can extract
A man goes to his doctor for a complete health checkup, as he was not feeling well and wanted to figure out if he is ill. After his checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. Doctor: I’m afraid I have a