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Dentist is out at the moment

“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist. “I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…” “Thank you,” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?” Please follow and like

How Physics Save Lives

A college physics professor was explaining a somewhat complicated concept to his class, when a pre-medical student interrupted him and the following conversation started: Pre Medical Student: Why do we have to learn this? Professor: To save lives. Professor continued his lecture again, but soon

Doctor Wherever I Touch It Hurts

Patient: Doctor, whereever I touch it hurts. Doctor: What do you mean? Patient: Wherever I touch my shoulders, it really hurts, if i touch my knees, it really hurts, if I touuch my forehead, it realy hurts. Doctor: I know what’s wrong with you. You

Doctor’s Advice

Recently I was conversing with my doctor and in the wake of knowing my occupation and employment structure he prompted: You should exercise more. Try not to purchase cold drinks from stalls. Beer and whiskey better to stay away from totally. Drink lots of plain

What Seems To Be The Problem

Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?

Patient Needs Glasses

Patient (To Person): Doctor, I think I need glasses. Person (To Patient): You certainly do, this is a bank not hospital. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?

Forgetful Patient

Patient(to doctor): I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse day by day. What can I do? Doctor(to patient): Yes, this is a well known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I would also like to remind you about the 800 USD

Second Opinion From Doctor To Patient 4/5 (1)

Doctor (To patient): You are very sick. Patient (To doctor); Can I get a second opinion? Doctor (To patient): Yes, you are very ugly too. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?

Scared Youngster Visiting Dentist With Mother 5/5 (1)

Dentist: I am sorry to say madam, I might need to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your son’s tooth. Mother: Hundred dollars! But why? We agreed at $20 for this work! Dentist: Agreed, however your son yelled so hard that he scared four patients

Patient Swallowed Razor Blade

Doctor: Please don’t rush. Patient: My son swallowed a razor-blade. Doctor: Try not to panic, I’m coming instantly. Have you done anything while i was on the way? Yea, I shaved with the other electric razor. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How

Doctor Treating Girl With Her Knees All Cut Up 4/5 (1)

A girl went to the doctor with her knees all cut up. Doctor: How did you get your knees all cut up? Girl: It’s from making love doggie-style. Doctor: Don’t you know any other position besides doggy style? Girl: Yes I know, but my doggie

Dentist Wants His Patient To Scream 5/5 (1)

A dentist, subsequent to finishing his work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you please give out your loudest, most excruciating screams? Patient: Why doctor? It wasn’t that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many patients in the waiting room, and

Daughter Swallowed A Contraceptive Pill

A doctor, who was completely tired and exhausted from his whole day work, was sleeping peacefully at home on his bed, when suddenly he was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. It was a mother of a girl on call,

Call Me An Ambulance

A severely injured and hence terrified man calls 911 for help. Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance! Operator (In a relaxed tone): Okay, sir, you are an ambulance! Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?

Suspected Hemophilia Patient Visiting Doctor

A female streetwalker visited her doctor for a normal checkup. Doctor: Any particular issues you would like to tell me about? Patient: Indeed, I have noticed recently that even with the most minute cut, it bleeds for a considerable length of time. Do you believe

Good News And Bad News From Doctor To Patient

Doctor: I’ve got a good news and a bad news. Which one you would like to hear first? Patient: Oh boy.. Let’s hear the bad news first. Doctor: We had to amputate both your legs. Patient (While crying): Oh no! What’s the good news then,

Costly Tooth Extraction

Dentist: I need to extract your aching tooth today, however don’t stress it will take only five minutes. Patient: And how much do I have to pay you? Dentist: It’s $150. Patient: $150 for only a couple of minutes work? Dentist: Well I can extract

Doctor Says Not Much Time Left

A man goes to his doctor for a complete health checkup, as he was not feeling well and wanted to figure out if he is ill. After his checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. Doctor: I’m afraid I have a