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Aches And Pains Secret

The junior executive had been grumbling to his wife of a throbbing painfulness. Neither one could account for his inconvenience. Arriving home from work one night, he told her. “At last I have discovered why I’ve been feeling so hopeless. We got some ultra-modern office

Police Wants To Talk

Police: Knock Knock Me: Who is it? Police: Police Me: What do you want? Police: We want to talk. Me: How many people are you? Police: Two. Me: Then talk to each other. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate

Postman Travelled Too Much

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver this packet to you. The Recipient: Why did you travel so far? You could rather have posted it simply. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this joke?

Practicing The Profession While Waiting In Line

A lawyer is standing in a long queue in the cinematic world. All of a sudden, he feels a couple of hands plying his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around and says: “What the heck do you believe you’re doing?” Chiropractor says: “I’m

Question Answer Session Between Teacher And Student 5/5 (1)

Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is India Gate? Pappu: Sir, India Gate is a fine quality basmati rice. Teacher: And what is Charminar? Pappu: Sir, Charminar is an exceptionally well known cigarette which is easily available and affordable in India. Teacher: What is Taj Mahal?

Teacher Questioning Students

Teacher questioning students: Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Student: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Student: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Student: Homework! Please follow and like us: Please rate this

Importance Of Oxygen In Life 5/5 (1)

Science teacher (explaining to class): Oxygen is must to sustain life. It was discovered in 1773. Dumb student: Thank god, I was born after 1773, else I would have died without it. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this

Trainee In A MNC Called CEO By Mistake

A trainee in a multi-national company (MNC) called the CEO by mistake and said: Trainee: Hey, send a cup of coffee quickly. CEO: Do you know with whom you are talking to? Trainee: No. CEO: I am the CEO of this company. Trainee: Do you

Responsible Person Needed For Job 5/5 (1)

Boss: In this job we require somebody who is responsible. Candidate: I am the one you want. On my last job, every time something turned out badly, they said I was responsible. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How would you rate this

Maths Test For Housewife Accountant And Lawyer

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 + 2?” Housewife: It’s Four. Accountant: I believe it’s either 3 or 4. Give me a chance to run those figures through my spreadsheet once again.” The lawyer pulls the window hangings,

Two Things Must For This Job

Boss: If you are going to work here young fellow, the second most important thing you should learn is that we are extremely enthusiastic about cleanliness in this organisation. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? Candidate: Oh, definitely, sir.

Employee Who Believed In Life After Death

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Yes sir. Boss: Indeed, that makes everything just fine. After you exited early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she visited the office to see you. Please follow and like us: Please rate this How

The Lawyer’s Funeral

A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is overwhelmed and surprised to see so many people gathered at his funeral. He turns towards them and inquires, “Why are all of you at this man’s funeral?” A man turns towards him and says, “We’re all

Teacher Teaching Mathematics To Dumb Student

A teacher was trying hard to make her dumb student understand mathematics. Teacher: Mathematics is not that difficult. Why can’t you understand it? Student: I am sorry madam. Please guide me, I will concentrate and learn soon. Teacher: Okay, tell me if you have 10

Picture Of Cow Eating Grass

The teacher asked the students to draw the best picture they can draw. When she was going through the drawings submitted by the students, she saw one and called Harry who drew it. Teacher: What is this? Harry: Picture of a cow eating grass. Teacher:

Insurance Policy With Urine Sample 5/5 (1)

Morris steps into a insurance office and inquires for a job. “We don’t need anyone at the moment” they replied. “You can’t manage the cost of not to hire me. I can sell anybody, whenever, anything.” “Well we have two proposals that nobody has managed

Expensive Lawyer

A new client inquiring a famous lawyer: Client: Would you please tell me the amount you charge? Lawyer: Certainly. I charge $200 to answer every three questions. Client: Well that is somewhat expensive, isn’t it? Lawyer: That is true. And what’s your third question? Please

Thief Being Fined In Court

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of minor crimes. The judge said “Considering your criminal acts, the court here by fines you for $100.” The lawyer stood up and said “Much appreciated, my lord, however my client just have $75 with