Discussion of husband and wife over mobile at night:
Wife: Where are you? You sound so nervous. What happened?
Husband: I am in my car dear, but the steering wheel, clutch, brake, accelerator all are stolen.
What should I do now?
Wife: Are you drunk again?
Husband: A little. But how does it matter. Think about the car first.
Wife: Ha! Expected. Change from left seat to right seat and you will find all.
(Note: No body knows you better than your wife.)