Elderly Woman Needs Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went to her doctor’s office and said, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Astonished at the woman’s request, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me madam, but your age is 80 plus. What might you conceivably require the birth control pills for?”

The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued, “How on earth do birth control pills help you sleep?”

The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”


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