A man was speeding his car above the allowed limit. He saw a cop’s car following his car. He thought, he can surpass this guy, so he drove faster and the race was on. As his speedometer passed 100, the man thought, “What the hell,” and pulled over.
The cop reached his car, leaned down and said “Listen sir, I’ve had an extremely horrible day, and I simply need to go home. Give me a good excuse and I’ll spare you.” The man thought for a while and said, “Three weeks back, my wife ran off with a cop. When I saw your car following me, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!”
The cop let him go.