A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can discover such a man.
Men wake up as gorgeous as they went to bed.
Women somehow degrade during the night.
A man will pay two dollars for a one dollar thing he needs.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar thing that she doesn’t need.
To be happy with a man you should understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you should love her a lot and not attempt to understand her at all.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, yet he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, yet she does.
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.
MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman stresses over the future until she gets a husband.
A man never stresses over the future until he gets a wife.
A woman will always treasure the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man treasures the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.
There are two times in life when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Just two things are important to keep one’s wife happy:
– One is to let her think she is having her own particular way.
– The other is to give her a chance to have it.
Married men live longer than single men, however married men are significantly more willing to die.
All married men should forget their mistakes – it’s of no use for two people to remember the same thing.
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.