Men Vs Women

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can discover such a man.

STYLE:

Men wake up as gorgeous as they went to bed.

Women somehow degrade during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:

A man will pay two dollars for a one dollar thing he needs.

A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar thing that she doesn’t need.

HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man you should understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you should love her a lot and not attempt to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, yet he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, yet she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:

Men marry because they are tired.

Women marry because they are curious.

Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

A woman stresses over the future until she gets a husband.

A man never stresses over the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:

A woman will always treasure the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.

A man treasures the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:

There are two times in life when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:

Just two things are important to keep one’s wife happy:

– One is to let her think she is having her own particular way.

– The other is to give her a chance to have it.

LIFE SPAN:

Married men live longer than single men, however married men are significantly more willing to die.

MISTAKES:

All married men should forget their mistakes – it’s of no use for two people to remember the same thing.

THE BATTLE:

A woman always has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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