Talkative Wife Helps Out The Cop

A male driver who was accompanying his wife in the car is pulled over by a cop:

Man: What’s the issue officer?

Cop: You were speeding at atleast 75 in a 55 speed limit zone.

Man: No sir, I was driving at 65.

Wife: Oh honey, You were driving at 80.

(Man gives his wife an angry look.)

Cop: I’m additionally going to fine you for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know my car has a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh honey, you were aware about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife an angry look.)

Cop: Apart from this I’m additionally going to fine you for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when I saw you approaching.

Wife: Oh honey, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, lady!

Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to like this?

Wife: No, only when he is drunk.

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