You may be surprised to know that a lot of non-living things can be categorized as male or female. Following are few examples:
Male, because they hold everything in, except you can see directly through them.
Female, because once turned off, it requires a significant amount of time to warm them up again.
They are a compelling reproductive gadget if the correct buttons are pushed, yet can likewise cause devastation if wrong buttons are pushed.
Male, because they go bald quickly and are frequently swelled.
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Male, because in order to motivate them to go anywhere, you need to light a fire under their butt.
Female, because they are delicate, squeezable and they hold water.
Female, because they are continually being looked at and every now and again getting hit on.
Male, because they always use the same old lines to pick up people.
Female, because as the time passes, all the weight moves to the bottom.
Male, because they have hardly changed in the past 5000 years, and are helpful to have around once in a while.
Female. This one was tricky. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, however think about this: It gives pleasure to man so easily, without it he’d be completely lost, and even though he doesn’t generally know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying…