Tried Once

A sales agent presents a box of cigars to the manager of the manufacturing plant.

Manager: No, thank you. I tried smoking a cigar once and I didn’t really like it.

The sales agent presents his show case and after that, wanting to secure a deal, offers to take the manager out for martinis.

Manager: No, thank you. I tried liquor once and I didn’t really like it.

At that point the sales representative looks out the office window and sees a golf course.

Sales Agent: I assume you play golf. I’d like to invite you to visit my club.

Manager: No, thank you. I played golf once, however I didn’t really like it.

At that moment a young fellow enters the office.

Manager: Allow me to introduce my son, Bill.

Sales Agent: Let me guess. An only child?

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