There were these two professors insisting over which one had the dumbest child. Each professor thought his was the dumbest.
The first professor says, “Let me demonstrate it to you. Hello Jake! (Jake rushes to his dad) I don’t know whether I left myself at the office or not. Can you please go over there and find out? In case I’m there, tell me to return home and have dinner.”
The child says, merrily, “Sure dad” and runs off.
The second professor not to be beaten says, “Gracious Yeah! Watch this! Hello Sam! Come here! (Sam hurries to his dad) Here are two pennies. With one penny purchase a car and with the other purchase a microwave.”
Sam says, “alright” and takes off. The professors continue contending.
Jake and Sam meet on the road. What’s more, they begin contending which one has a dumber father.
Jake says, “Well, my dad instructed me to see whether he is at the workplace or not. All he needed to do was to call the workplace and discover himself. Two minutes and he would be finished.”
Sam says, “Well that is nothing. My father instructed me to purchase an car with one penny and a microwave with the other. However, he didn’t disclose to me which penny was for the auto and which one is for the microwave.”