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Talkative Wife Helps Out The Cop

A male driver who was accompanying his wife in the car is pulled over by a cop: Man: What’s the issue officer? Cop: You were speeding at atleast 75 in a 55 speed limit zone. Man: No sir, I was driving at 65. Wife: Oh

Living The Life Of Bill Gates

Sad and devastated, the guy entered into the prison for the first time in his life. Another prisoner who looked as if he belonged to the prison since ages said, “Don’t be upset son. Look at me, I am old and crippled. You’d never trust

Thief Being Fined In Court

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of minor crimes. The judge said “Considering your criminal acts, the court here by fines you for $100.” The lawyer stood up and said “Much appreciated, my lord, however my client just have $75 with

Good News And Bad News From Doctor To Patient

Doctor: I’ve got a good news and a bad news. Which one you would like to hear first? Patient: Oh boy.. Let’s hear the bad news first. Doctor: We had to amputate both your legs. Patient (While crying): Oh no! What’s the good news then,

Japanese Quality Standards

This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also about the social misunderstandings. The IBM guys still laugh about it. Allegedly the computer giant chose to have some computer parts manufactured in Japan as a trial venture. In the requirements, they outlined that

Drinking Limit In The Pocket

A man enters a bar, takes a seat, and requests a double martini on the rocks. After finishing his drink, he peeks inside his shirt’s pocket, and then orders another double martini. After finishing it, he again peeks inside his shirt’s pocket and orders another

Costly Tooth Extraction

Dentist: I need to extract your aching tooth today, however don’t stress it will take only five minutes. Patient: And how much do I have to pay you? Dentist: It’s $150. Patient: $150 for only a couple of minutes work? Dentist: Well I can extract

Wish To Genie From A Divorced Man

A man who was strolling along a California beach, discovered an old lamp. As he picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped out of it. The genie said, “Alright, Thank you for getting me out of the lamp. This is the fourth time

Elderly Woman Needs Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went to her doctor’s office and said, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Astonished at the woman’s request, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me madam, but your age is 80 plus. What might you conceivably

The Perfect Husband

Several men were present in the locker room of a sportclub as a mobile lying on a table rang. A man picks up the call on speaker mode and begins to talk as everyone in the room listens to the conversation. MAN: Hello WOMAN: Hi

Doctor Says Not Much Time Left

A man goes to his doctor for a complete health checkup, as he was not feeling well and wanted to figure out if he is ill. After his checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. Doctor: I’m afraid I have a