Morris steps into a insurance office and inquires for a job. “We don’t need anyone at the moment” they replied.
“You can’t manage the cost of not to hire me. I can sell anybody, whenever, anything.”
“Well we have two proposals that nobody has managed to sell. If you can sell just one of them, you get a job.”
Morris returned after two hours and gave them two cheques – one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00.
“How on earth did you manage to do that?” they inquired.
“I told you I’m the world’s best salesman. I can offer anybody, anyplace, anytime!”
“Did you get a urine sample?” they inquired him.
“What’s that for?” he inquired.
“Actually, in the event that you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the organization requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and get back with their urine samples.”
Morris was gone for about six hours and they were about to close when he strolls in with two five gallon buckets, holding one in each hand. He puts the buckets down, and took out two bottles of urine samples, and puts them on the desk and says, “Here’s Mr. Adam’s and this one is Mr. Steve’s.”
“That is great,” they stated, “however what’s in those two buckets?”
“Well, I passed by a hotel where some guys were having a gathering, so I sold them a group policy!”