A lawyer is standing in a long queue in the cinematic world. All of a sudden, he feels a couple of hands plying his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around and says: “What the heck do you believe you’re doing?”
Chiropractor says: “I’m a chiropractor, and I’m simply keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.”
Lawyer says: “Well, I’m a lawyer, however you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me while I’m waiting in line, do you?”