Teacher: Pappu, tell me what is India Gate?
Pappu: Sir, India Gate is a fine quality basmati rice.
Teacher: And what is Charminar?
Pappu: Sir, Charminar is an exceptionally well known cigarette which is easily available and affordable in India.
Teacher: What is Taj Mahal?
Pappu: Sir, Taj Mahal is a fine quality tea.
Teacher: Idiot, how could you give such crap answers? You are ruining the name of national treasures.
Tomorrow, you must come with your dad’s signature, else you won’t be permitted into the classroom.
Pappu: OK sir.
Teacher (looking at the table in shock): Pappu…!!!!! You idiot!!!! How could you bring whisky bottle inside the classroom?
Pappu: Sorry Sir, But you just instructed me to bring my dad’s signature today….
I simply obeyed your order and still you are shouting at me…. this is not fair, Sir!!!!