A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is overwhelmed and surprised to see so many people gathered at his funeral.
He turns towards them and inquires, “Why are all of you at this man’s funeral?”
A man turns towards him and says, “We’re all his clients.”
The man inquires further, “And all of you came to offer your regards? How heart touching.”
The other man replied, “No, we came to make sure he was dead.”