John was at the stadium watching football match between his favorite teams. The stadium was fully packed, however there was only one empty seat, which was next to John.
A guy sitting next to John got curious and questioned John:
Guy: Who does that seat belong to?
John: My wife usually sits there.
Guy: But why isn’t she here?
John (in a very casual tone): She died.
Guy: So why didn’t you give the ticket to one of your friends?
John: They’ve all gone to her funeral.