Dedicated Football Fan

John was at the stadium watching football match between his favorite teams. The stadium was fully packed, however there was only one empty seat, which was next to John.

A guy sitting next to John got curious and questioned John:

Guy: Who does that seat belong to?

John: My wife usually sits there.

Guy: But why isn’t she here?

John (in a very casual tone): She died.

Guy: So why didn’t you give the ticket to one of your friends?

John: They’ve all gone to her funeral.

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